If you say you don’t subscribe to any “diet”, you are lying. You eat food – you have a diet. It may be a “fuck it, I love pizza” kind of diet, but it still counts. In college I was a vegetarian, who’s main sustenance was bagels and Smirnoff black cherry vodka. After that when … Continue reading No One Gives A F*ck About Your Diet
Living in the P-N-Dub my whole life, I have been relentlessly persecuted for being an Oakland Raiders fan. I grew up being a die hard since day one, given no other option by my father (Okay, if you know my dad you know forcing one of us children to do ANYTHING is not even factual). … Continue reading Bay Area – Be still my heart.
“What are you even doing? What is that?! People take your advice?!” Far too often I find myself saying this about videos and posts I witness while scrolling through Facebook or “the gram”. Constantly inundated by “booty pump” pictures followed by a motivational quote as the caption. The only thing you are motivating me … Continue reading [Insert Motivational Quote Here] The Online “Trainer” Dilemma
“Buy the damn purse!” repeats my boyfriend and my male roommate. As I sit between them scrolling repeatedly through the Nordstrom website at the Kate Spade purses I have been fawning over for months, but now is obviously in the in-season colors and better than ever. “You work your ass off… what did you get … Continue reading Buy The Damn Purse